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A wall. Welp, looks like I’m screwed.good thing i always keep a shotgun on my left….
**EDIT**
i actually want to know what it is that is next to you
for me it is actually an animal patterned blanket (fleece)
so what is yours?
A pint of Hacker Pschorr Weiss…
Fuck. Yes.my sofa? FUCK YEAH
Well well well. Hello ridiculously expensive knife set. I knew you’d come in handy one day.
Three fucking pillows?! FUCK ME! I’m assimilating.
A four year old girl…….great, now she can play my little pony with the zombies while I kick back.
a photo scanner. i will document the chaos.
My mom?
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Two things I’ve learned in my life so far: never trust anyone over 30, and never trust a bird with an axe.
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